YOU F*KING THIEF!!!!

Here's the full story of what had happened today:
1) went to Popeyes with ami. sat between old ladies and young ladies. my bag near the old ladies.
2) left our bags on the seat, me taking only my pouch-containing my phone & money-
3) went to buy food. ami went off first.
4) ami came back saying my bag went missing.
5) thought she was joking i stayed there- still in the queue-
6) went back, realise its really missing.
7) report to the manager of Popeye.
8) remained clam, finished my lunch.
9) talk to the manager- a blind spot was discovered, guess where? its our area. wtf-
10) Century Sq called my hp.
11) My bag was found in the gents.
12) went to collect. discovered my ipod went missing.
13) left. checked my card holder. Ez link card went missing.
14) went to bus interchange to report.
15) went home to call the library. now i cant borrow books with my new ez link card.
16) feeling rather indifferent now.

So this are the few plots we thought of what had actually happened:
Plot 1: Blur old ladies.
The old ladies left in a hurry, then blur blur take my file.
then discover they took my file by mistake, threw it away.
Some guy decided to be thrifty took my file and went to the gents.
Saw how wonderful my ipod is decided to take it.
Then opened my card holder.
saw how pretty and gorgeous my Ez link card is decided to take it too. so he will always remember how generous i was.

Plot 2: Beware of Old Ladies...
Old ladies heard that nothing was precious in my file, discovered my reverse psychology.
So decided to take my file. Went to the ladies to see if anything is precious inside.
Saw my beloved ipod and decided to take it. then saw how beautiful my picture is, debated whether to take my matric card or my ezlink card. Then remembering that Ez link card is sure to contain money, took the ez link card. Then on their way out, they toss my file into the gents.

Plot 3: Beware of stalker-if any-
Some person decided to be my #1 Fan, wanted everything i got.
followed me to popeyes. waiting for the correct timing to take my stuff.
Conspire with the old ladies to pass my file to him/her. Then took my precious ipod.
Always wanted a photo of me, the person took my ez link card. Went to the restroom to pee. thought of how pitiful i would be going home with only a pouch, purposely left my file there hope someone would find it.